pms –
it’s when you want to eat a mountain, drop a mountain on someone’s head angrily and hide under some mountain so no one would ever find you all at the same time.

Men are very lucky if they don’t have to experience this ‘I’m very hungry, angry, irritated, depressed, i-hate-myself-and-everything-around-me-except-for-food’ condition you can do nothing about but just wait out… trying hard not to think about anything.